Re: The Sentence Game

by **koolkidpaige** Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:33 am

Time flies when you're having fun, I guess.

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:05 am

Guessing is stupid; estimates are cleverer.

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:13 am

Cleverer than me? I think not!

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:15 am

Not only cleverer than you, but cleverer than the whole of MENSA.

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:20 am

MENSA are not as clever as they wish they were.

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:21 am

Were they cleverer, they could rule the world.

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:24 am

World ruling is better left to the professionals.

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:30 am

Professional idiots, though, who mess stuff up a lot.

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:34 am

Lots of people mess up. Except me, 'cause I'm awesome.

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:32 am

Awesome people often congregate here.

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:15 am

Here is an arrow, going through a knee. >>-------(Knee)---->

It's very irritating.

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:34 am

Irritating arrows through knees should be avoided like the plague.

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:36 am

Plague is preferable to arrows through knees...

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:42 am

Knees refer to good things when they belong to bees.

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:54 am

Bees scare me. Even more than cars, though this is illogical, as I have been knocked over by cars twice, and my times stung by bees is a total of zero.

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:55 am

Zero sounds like Zorro, but Zorro is definitely more awesome.

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:19 am

Awesome is a definable value which can be calculated using this formula;

Number of awesome acts per year - Number of not-awesome acts per year
(Age + 111)

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:22 am

This formula;

Number of awesome acts per year - Number of not-awesome acts per year
(Age + 111)

proves that KoolKidPaige is, in fact, awesomer than jesus.

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:25 am

Jesus got nothing on us, girl!

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:28 am

Girl is a word which refers to young females.

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:32 am

Females are better than males. 'Nuff said.

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:37 pm

'Nuff said indeed.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:39 am

Indeed you are correct.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:51 am

Correct indeed I am.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:58 am

Am I awesome? Is a question I do not need to ask.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:59 am

Ask you did, though. The answer is yes.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:23 am

Yes! I knew it. Thank you!

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:28 am

You are welcome.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:38 am

Welcome to my world, where everything, especially you, is awesome.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:44 am

Awesome? Me? Why thank you for the complement.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:53 am

Complements are rare coming from me.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:01 am

From me, compliments are less rare.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:05 am

Rare pokemon are the most satisfying to catch.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:09 am

Catching pokemon is aided by tapping B.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:11 am

B is the capital of Borneo.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:14 am

Borneo is the third largest island in the world.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:24 am

World conquest is a good goal.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:32 am

Goals are only good if they are achievable.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:53 am

Achievable goals? If you're me, there's no other type.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:58 am

Typing is sometimes infuriating.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:02 am

Infuriating is a word which describes being stuck on the M1 behind a tractor.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:03 am

Tractors are annoyingly slow.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:05 am

Slow pokemon include snorlax.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:09 am

Snorlax looked like Lapras on water.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:13 am

Water is soggy. Unless you're a pondskater. Or Jesus.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:16 am

Jesus was alive, until he died.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:23 am

DIE, B****! DIE, OR I'LL F****** KILL YOU!

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:31 am

you just went a bit OTT there, didn't you?

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:43 am

You could be right...

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:44 am

Right I am.

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