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Post by koolkidpaige on Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:37 am

Annie: [Opens front door] Hello!
Pizza Delivery Boy: 12 inch Mess of Meats.
Annie: Oh, thank you.
Mitchell: Great. Keep the change.

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Post by Nameless Child on Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:43 am

Annie: You look like bar staff.
George: Fair enough, the last time I wore it someone did ask me if the jalfrezi was off.
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Post by koolkidpaige on Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:44 am

Annie: So who wants tea?
George: Ugh.
Annie: What?
George: You keep making tea! Every surface is covered with cups of tea and coffee. I go to make myself some tea and I can't! There's no mugs, there's no tea, it's all been made! And you can't even drink it! You can't drink it, but you keep making it! Oh, oh, oh my god, it's driving me INSANE!
Annie: Oh, well, I like my routine, it makes me feel normal.
George: You're a ghost!
Annie: Yeah, OK.
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Post by Nameless Child on Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:57 am

George: I'm not the pervert, that's my housemate. And actually, he's not a pervert either.
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Post by koolkidpaige on Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:59 am

George: My name is George and I'm a werewolf.
Mitchell: Hello George.

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Post by Nameless Child on Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:04 am

Josie: The vampires are mobilising. Oh, they're making it sound all New Labour, but this is an invasion! It's a coup!
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Post by koolkidpaige on Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:15 am

Gilbert: It's death for no reason, and death for no reason is murder.
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Post by Nameless Child on Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:32 am

George: I meant to ask, have you started dunking biscuits into your tea now?
Annie: It was the logical next step.
George: Dunking biscuits you can't eat into tea you can't drink is the logical next step?
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Post by koolkidpaige on Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:46 am

Lauren: Well, he won't be staring at my tits when he speaks to me anymore.
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Post by Nameless Child on Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:55 am

Ivan: Okay, two rules for Ivan's car: no food or drink and I get to choose the music, and tonight we shall be listening to Miss Kate Bush.
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Post by koolkidpaige on Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:59 am

George: Humanity is about love, and sacrifice. This does not rob me of my humanity. It proves it.
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Post by Nameless Child on Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:02 am

DC Nancy Reed: I saw those men and women. Or... what was left of them. All I want to do is help catch the bastard that butchered them.
Cooper: And you will, Nancy. You will.
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Post by koolkidpaige on Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:25 am

Mitchell: I don't know, you see my friend, he's very picky. He took a lot of convincing to agree to this.
George: [Excited] You can actually see the top of the hospital from the window and it's a dinky little kitchen you could fit a table in there… maybe. Otherwise, if we have people over we can just sit in here. And the little garden is just... gorgeous. We can grow vegetables!
Mitchell: Like I said, he's a very difficult customer.
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Post by Nameless Child on Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:53 pm

Mitchell: Carol from number twelve is gonna lend us Casablanca.
George: Why?
Mitchell: I'm only in it!
Annie: Get out!
Mitchell: Yeah, I'm just an extra... in the bar... and you can't actually see me, obviously. But I do knock over a chair at one point and you can see that.
Annie: You were in Casablanca?! How did you swing that?
Mitchell: Well, I know people. I move and shake.
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Post by koolkidpaige on Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:09 pm

Annie: Ah well, you shouldn't be eating bacon anyway, should you - you're Jewish.
George: Yeah, I gave up on the whole orthodoxy thing when I started turning into a wolf.
Annie: Do they have rules about being a werewolf as well?
George: I think you'd be hard pressed to find a religion that doesn't frown on it.
Mitchell: What about the Moonies?
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Post by Nameless Child on Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:14 pm

Estate Agent: The back of the house doesn't get much sunlight.
Mitchell: I'm not mad about sunlight...
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Post by koolkidpaige on Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:20 pm

Annie: Owen, your landlord, my fiancé. Ex-fiancé. He's coming round!
Mitchell: In about... now.
George: He's coming here? Why?
Mitchell: He's back from Saudi for a few months and wants to meet us.
Annie: Well you guys are his longest staying tenants. All the others have er... found it strangely unwelcoming.
George: [To Mitchell] Why didn't you put him off?!?
Mitchell: I tried! But she kicked me in the shin. The shin, George!
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Post by Nameless Child on Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:24 pm

Annie: Shit, can you see me?
George: Of course! Who are you?
Annie: You can see me? [She waves her arms] Can you see me do that?
George: What's she talking about?
Annie: Oh my God you can hear me too. I don't believe this!
George: You don't believe it? Mitchell, call the police.
Mitchell: George, it's okay.
George: It is most certainly not okay, we paid a deposit!
Mitchell: George, shut up! She's a ghost.
Annie: [Slightly offended] Your point being?
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Post by koolkidpaige on Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:30 pm

Mitchell: He's a TenWombatsAreTricky!
George: Well he's my TenWombatsAreTricky!
Mitchell: You know, I'm sure that sounded much better in your head.
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Post by other annie on Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:14 am

hmmm me thinks me might join in:
Mitchell: 8pm thursday night is real hustle time!
George: I saw a preview, they were going to do a CON about cashpoints
Mitchell: Really? We would have loved that
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Post by koolkidpaige on Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:08 am

'Tis indeed rather enjoyable Very Happy

Annie: Oh okay, so I'm contemplating resolving my death so that I can move on to the next dimension and you're worrying about getting your leg over?
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Post by other annie on Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:39 am

sorry if its already been done:
Annie: don't be so deadist!!
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Post by koolkidpaige on Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:07 am

George: Is that a baby?
Annie: Yeah. One of mine.
George: How long have I been gone?!
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Post by other annie on Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:43 am

owen:what was it?
george:what was? oh a err pigeion
owen: a pigeion?
george: must have got in a window
owen: what did you do with it?
george: i killed it.....
*mitchell gags*
george: ......with a shoe
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Post by koolkidpaige on Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:12 pm

Lol, we've had that one Razz

George: [shouts] I had sex with Nina last night and it was bloody marvellous! [laughs with glee]
Mitchell: [Takes George to one side] Annie was killed by Owen.
George: [Sighs] Five minutes. Could I not have had five minutes with The Biggest News?
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Post by other annie on Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:32 am

george: i had the wolf in me
mitchell: yeah so did nina
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Post by koolkidpaige on Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:21 am

(Wink Beatcha to that one too)

George: More jam?
Annie: How many is that now?
George: That's eleven jars. I wonder what it is about us that says we need jam.
Annie: It's a gesture. They feel guilty.
George: Yeah. So is writing “pedo” on the front door.
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Post by other annie on Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:55 am

Lol- love that one, and damn stop stealing my quotes!!
...*thinks of quotes*
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Post by koolkidpaige on Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:30 am

George: I'm looking for something to defend myself with. So far I have a whisk and I have... my mobile phone recharger... What do we take, I mean do... do we take crosses and, and, and, and garlic? I know, we should have watched more films!
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Post by Nameless Child on Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:10 am

Mitchell: Look. You just spread the word, OK. I want everyone there.
Ivan: Just leave it to me. I've got most of them on my Twitter feed, so...
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Post by koolkidpaige on Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:05 am

Mitchell: I don't know how to talk to you. I know I came on too strong the other day but now... Oh my god, I've become my flatmate.

Lucy: Okay, look, the replacement goldfish you gave me--

Mitchell: Trevor.

Lucy: I love him. We have such a laugh. He was the perfect gesture. And... And that's the speed I'm comfortable with, not forever, but just until I get my head... Trevor was genius.

Mitchell: So... what do we do now? Do I buy you another goldfish?

Lucy: No, no, see you've gone weird again. How about a coffee?
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Post by other annie on Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:13 am

i love this page.....
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Post by koolkidpaige on Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:43 am

So true Very Happy

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-Win-
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Post by Nameless Child on Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:20 am

...

-Win-
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Post by other annie on Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:22 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdd4KM0QoRA
^^^^^^^^^^^epicness!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Post by Nameless Child on Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:36 am


(In actual fact, it is pretty great)
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Win!
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Post by other annie on Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:31 am

^^^^^true epicness^^^^^^^
-win-
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Post by Nameless Child on Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:42 am

haha!

-Win-
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Post by other annie on Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:08 am

--win--
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Post by koolkidpaige on Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:43 am

The win is MINE, and mine alone
Because all other wins I pwn.
The rhyming scheme is back, my foes
And this is just the way it goes
Me equals win, you equals lose,
Now there's some maths that I can use Very Happy
(As opposed to duo, tri and quad,
It makes no sense, I swear to God...)
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Post by other annie on Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:15 pm

actually i win so screw that
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Post by koolkidpaige on Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:33 am

Yeah, but... you don't Razz
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Post by Nameless Child on Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:34 am

I'm the bloody queen mate and basically, I win.
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Post by koolkidpaige on Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:17 am

I think I'd make a really good ninja.
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Post by Nameless Child on Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:15 am

I think I'd make a better one.

see, I do secret writing and everything
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Post by koolkidpaige on Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:51 am

This is reality! I am everywhere... and nowhere. I am nothing... and everything!
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Post by Nameless Child on Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:38 am

....

Win!
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Post by koolkidpaige on Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:48 pm

Respect mah authoritah.
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Post by Nameless Child on Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:25 am

No. Respect mah awsum.
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Post by koolkidpaige on Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:48 am

Screw you, hippie!
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