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the Ninja God wrote:Nameless Child wrote:There was a bit of a flurry of excitement a few days ago and then nothing....
I'm gonna ask a question: Where is everyone? and, more importantly, how is everyone?
Hope you're all well. I get a tea party tomorrow at school. There's like 15 of us doing it because we showed peeps round the school 2 weeks ago. The Deputy Head came round and gave us all invites...
That sounds fun! tea party ftw
Im doing ok thanks, just you know school and shizzle. I ran the Junior Great South Run on Saturday ad that was tiring then i had to run 2 miles yesturday for our great school run! so now im gunna go and sleep for a week. happy days
what could be more exciting than introducing babies to blenders?
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Nameless Child wrote:There was a bit of a flurry of excitement a few days ago and then nothing....
I'm gonna ask a question: Where is everyone? and, more importantly, how is everyone?
Hope you're all well. I get a tea party tomorrow at school. There's like 15 of us doing it because we showed peeps round the school 2 weeks ago. The Deputy Head came round and gave us all invites...
That sounds fun! tea party ftw
Im doing ok thanks, just you know school and shizzle. I ran the Junior Great South Run on Saturday ad that was tiring then i had to run 2 miles yesturday for our great school run! so now im gunna go and sleep for a week. happy days
Re: Hello Becoming Human Enthusiasts
There was a bit of a flurry of excitement a few days ago and then nothing....
I'm gonna ask a question: Where is everyone? and, more importantly, how is everyone?
Hope you're all well. I get a tea party tomorrow at school. There's like 15 of us doing it because we showed peeps round the school 2 weeks ago. The Deputy Head came round and gave us all invites...
I'm gonna ask a question: Where is everyone? and, more importantly, how is everyone?
Hope you're all well. I get a tea party tomorrow at school. There's like 15 of us doing it because we showed peeps round the school 2 weeks ago. The Deputy Head came round and gave us all invites...
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Hi everyone!!
I was sitting at home, incredibly bored, and I thought I'd just say hi! How's it going for everyone! Hope you're all well, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
I was sitting at home, incredibly bored, and I thought I'd just say hi! How's it going for everyone! Hope you're all well, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
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wrote:Hi Kira, http://cultfix.co.uk/being-human
thanks and HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY <not the spooking pumpkin orange i was going for nm life goes on
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wrote:"In an old hotel in a sleepy seaside town, there lives a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost determined to live a quiet human life. But out there, lurking in every corner of society, there are vampires ready to rid the world of its humanity. The Old Ones are on their way and it’s up to our heroes to fight for the right to live in peace. Not only are there vampires to seek revenge on, there’s also a wicked ghost on the loose and someone’s trying to expose the existence of werewolves… Not to mention all the nappies that need changing!"
- Official Synopsis
Spoilers (in black)
- Adam will be back
- There will be two new vampires
- Tom will be back
where did you find this adam omg wtf omg <3 <3 <3 sorry for all the posts :L i dont read all of them before i post soz
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bisted wrote:kira wrote:
i <3 this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0bcoUksBJI&feature=related its modestep so yh you guys might not like it nm
Oooh... would it annoy you if I said I saw modestep live three weeks ago and they were amazing? And that particular song was nothing short of spectacular, they did a louder, more bassed up version that slowed the bridge a bit, it was quite awesome, and the guitarist was cool.
yes...yes it would i so hate you right now
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Andrew Carralak wrote:Nameless Child wrote:Agatha wrote:Hello peeps!kira wrote:
im good and thats cool "Trock on" and what do you want for your birthday????
i <3 this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0bcoUksBJI&feature=related its modestep so yh you guys might not like it nm
I too am still alive and stuff. Just very busy and it appears that I always log in weird times and so end up missing everything.
Woo! Trock! How's it going? what's it about?
Kira, I actually quite like that song remix thing. Very groovy!
Question: What be peeps doing for Halloween? It's pretty big over here...
Kira, that song is actually pretty epic. And um...getting some clothes, music and new furniture & posters for my room.
Aggie, I think the song's going to be about the Doctor and how he's always on his own (working on something which might be called 'The Curse of The Time Lords') or about The Wedding of River Song using the Tick-Tock poem (that one's sort of 'meh'). Also a 3rd one I've just started doing about the companions. I'll use the best one as my final piece.
I was listening to some ChamCircuit yesterday for inspiration and managed to learn Awful Lot of Running on piano.
I'm having a halloween thing on my birthday (Friday) but not doing anything big, never really have. You doing anything?
going round hospitals and old people's houses dressed as the grim reaper. i feel like it might comfort them to know the end isn't far away
russell howard ftw lol
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"In an old hotel in a sleepy seaside town, there lives a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost determined to live a quiet human life. But out there, lurking in every corner of society, there are vampires ready to rid the world of its humanity. The Old Ones are on their way and it’s up to our heroes to fight for the right to live in peace. Not only are there vampires to seek revenge on, there’s also a wicked ghost on the loose and someone’s trying to expose the existence of werewolves… Not to mention all the nappies that need changing!"
- Official Synopsis
Spoilers (in black)
- Adam will be back
- There will be two new vampires
- Tom will be back
- Official Synopsis
Spoilers (in black)
- Adam will be back
- There will be two new vampires
- Tom will be back
Cris- Posts : 212
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:suspect: the Ninja God wrote:Nameless Child wrote:
I'm having a halloween thing on my birthday (Friday) but not doing anything big, never really have. You doing anything?
Hope you have an amazing birthday!!!! Haven't spoken to you in ages NC and im missing you! well I hope everyone one is well and having an awesome half term.
Thanks. Missing you too! Hopefully I'll log on at the same time as someone at some point. *shrugs*
Everyone having a good half term (everyone who's got one, that is)?
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the Ninja God wrote:Nameless Child wrote:
I'm having a halloween thing on my birthday (Friday) but not doing anything big, never really have. You doing anything?
Hope you have an amazing birthday!!!! Haven't spoken to you in ages NC and im missing you! well I hope everyone one is well and having an awesome half term.
cazza- i thought we talked about this... you can do whatever you want with dead babies but just leave the alive ones alone, ok?
i can't help it if the room i walk through happens to be full of lots of living babies...
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Nameless Child wrote:
I'm having a halloween thing on my birthday (Friday) but not doing anything big, never really have. You doing anything?
Hope you have an amazing birthday!!!! Haven't spoken to you in ages NC and im missing you! well I hope everyone one is well and having an awesome half term.
cazza- i thought we talked about this... you can do whatever you want with dead babies but just leave the alive ones alone, ok?
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bisted wrote:Andrew Carralak wrote:Nameless Child wrote:Agatha wrote:
Hello peeps!
I too am still alive and stuff. Just very busy and it appears that I always log in weird times and so end up missing everything.
Woo! Trock! How's it going? what's it about?
Kira, I actually quite like that song remix thing. Very groovy!
Question: What be peeps doing for Halloween? It's pretty big over here...
Kira, that song is actually pretty epic. And um...getting some clothes, music and new furniture & posters for my room.
Aggie, I think the song's going to be about the Doctor and how he's always on his own (working on something which might be called 'The Curse of The Time Lords') or about The Wedding of River Song using the Tick-Tock poem (that one's sort of 'meh'). Also a 3rd one I've just started doing about the companions. I'll use the best one as my final piece.
I was listening to some ChamCircuit yesterday for inspiration and managed to learn Awful Lot of Running on piano.
I'm having a halloween thing on my birthday (Friday) but not doing anything big, never really have. You doing anything?
going round hospitals and old people's houses dressed as the grim reaper. i feel like it might comfort them to know the end isn't far away
Ever the cheeriest member of the board Cazza, but good to hear you're still alive, even if some of the old people aren't.... and at least they aren't babies...
Happy birthday for three days time if I don't come on BcH, hope it's a good one, and keep working on the Trock, I expect it to be in the charts as Christmas No. 1
there are babies in hospitals...
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Andrew Carralak wrote:Nameless Child wrote:Agatha wrote:Hello peeps!kira wrote:
im good and thats cool "Trock on" and what do you want for your birthday????
i <3 this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0bcoUksBJI&feature=related its modestep so yh you guys might not like it nm
I too am still alive and stuff. Just very busy and it appears that I always log in weird times and so end up missing everything.
Woo! Trock! How's it going? what's it about?
Kira, I actually quite like that song remix thing. Very groovy!
Question: What be peeps doing for Halloween? It's pretty big over here...
Kira, that song is actually pretty epic. And um...getting some clothes, music and new furniture & posters for my room.
Aggie, I think the song's going to be about the Doctor and how he's always on his own (working on something which might be called 'The Curse of The Time Lords') or about The Wedding of River Song using the Tick-Tock poem (that one's sort of 'meh'). Also a 3rd one I've just started doing about the companions. I'll use the best one as my final piece.
I was listening to some ChamCircuit yesterday for inspiration and managed to learn Awful Lot of Running on piano.
I'm having a halloween thing on my birthday (Friday) but not doing anything big, never really have. You doing anything?
going round hospitals and old people's houses dressed as the grim reaper. i feel like it might comfort them to know the end isn't far away
Ever the cheeriest member of the board Cazza, but good to hear you're still alive, even if some of the old people aren't.... and at least they aren't babies...
Happy birthday for three days time if I don't come on BcH, hope it's a good one, and keep working on the Trock, I expect it to be in the charts as Christmas No. 1
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kira wrote:
i <3 this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0bcoUksBJI&feature=related its modestep so yh you guys might not like it nm
Oooh... would it annoy you if I said I saw modestep live three weeks ago and they were amazing? And that particular song was nothing short of spectacular, they did a louder, more bassed up version that slowed the bridge a bit, it was quite awesome, and the guitarist was cool.
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Nameless Child wrote:Agatha wrote:Hello peeps!kira wrote:Nameless Child wrote:
I'm good thanks. God, It's been ages since I talked to anyone on here... I keep logging on just after people leave.
So...I'm 16 in 5 days! Also, I'mwritingattempting to write a trock song for my GCSE music composition. Um...that's all.
How are you all?
im good and thats cool "Trock on" and what do you want for your birthday????
i <3 this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0bcoUksBJI&feature=related its modestep so yh you guys might not like it nm
I too am still alive and stuff. Just very busy and it appears that I always log in weird times and so end up missing everything.
Woo! Trock! How's it going? what's it about?
Kira, I actually quite like that song remix thing. Very groovy!
Question: What be peeps doing for Halloween? It's pretty big over here...
Kira, that song is actually pretty epic. And um...getting some clothes, music and new furniture & posters for my room.
Aggie, I think the song's going to be about the Doctor and how he's always on his own (working on something which might be called 'The Curse of The Time Lords') or about The Wedding of River Song using the Tick-Tock poem (that one's sort of 'meh'). Also a 3rd one I've just started doing about the companions. I'll use the best one as my final piece.
I was listening to some ChamCircuit yesterday for inspiration and managed to learn Awful Lot of Running on piano.
I'm having a halloween thing on my birthday (Friday) but not doing anything big, never really have. You doing anything?
going round hospitals and old people's houses dressed as the grim reaper. i feel like it might comfort them to know the end isn't far away
Re: Hello Becoming Human Enthusiasts
Agatha wrote:Hello peeps!kira wrote:Nameless Child wrote:kira wrote:ok i see you come on and nobody talks so i wil just start a chat HOW IS EVERYONE WE HAVE NOT TALKED IN SOOOO FUCKING LONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? really missing you guys
I'm good thanks. God, It's been ages since I talked to anyone on here... I keep logging on just after people leave.
So...I'm 16 in 5 days! Also, I'mwritingattempting to write a trock song for my GCSE music composition. Um...that's all.
How are you all?
im good and thats cool "Trock on" and what do you want for your birthday????
i <3 this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0bcoUksBJI&feature=related its modestep so yh you guys might not like it nm
I too am still alive and stuff. Just very busy and it appears that I always log in weird times and so end up missing everything.
Woo! Trock! How's it going? what's it about?
Kira, I actually quite like that song remix thing. Very groovy!
Question: What be peeps doing for Halloween? It's pretty big over here...
Kira, that song is actually pretty epic. And um...getting some clothes, music and new furniture & posters for my room.
Aggie, I think the song's going to be about the Doctor and how he's always on his own (working on something which might be called 'The Curse of The Time Lords') or about The Wedding of River Song using the Tick-Tock poem (that one's sort of 'meh'). Also a 3rd one I've just started doing about the companions. I'll use the best one as my final piece.
I was listening to some ChamCircuit yesterday for inspiration and managed to learn Awful Lot of Running on piano.
I'm having a halloween thing on my birthday (Friday) but not doing anything big, never really have. You doing anything?
Re: Hello Becoming Human Enthusiasts
Hello peeps!kira wrote:Nameless Child wrote:kira wrote:ok i see you come on and nobody talks so i wil just start a chat HOW IS EVERYONE WE HAVE NOT TALKED IN SOOOO FUCKING LONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? really missing you guys
I'm good thanks. God, It's been ages since I talked to anyone on here... I keep logging on just after people leave.
So...I'm 16 in 5 days! Also, I'mwritingattempting to write a trock song for my GCSE music composition. Um...that's all.
How are you all?
im good and thats cool "Trock on" and what do you want for your birthday????
i <3 this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0bcoUksBJI&feature=related its modestep so yh you guys might not like it nm
I too am still alive and stuff. Just very busy and it appears that I always log in weird times and so end up missing everything.
Woo! Trock! How's it going? what's it about?
Kira, I actually quite like that song remix thing. Very groovy!
Question: What be peeps doing for Halloween? It's pretty big over here...
Re: Hello Becoming Human Enthusiasts
Nameless Child wrote:kira wrote:ok i see you come on and nobody talks so i wil just start a chat HOW IS EVERYONE WE HAVE NOT TALKED IN SOOOO FUCKING LONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? really missing you guys
I'm good thanks. God, It's been ages since I talked to anyone on here... I keep logging on just after people leave.
So...I'm 16 in 5 days! Also, I'mwritingattempting to write a trock song for my GCSE music composition. Um...that's all.
How are you all?
im good and thats cool "Trock on" and what do you want for your birthday????
i <3 this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0bcoUksBJI&feature=related its modestep so yh you guys might not like it nm
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kira wrote:ok i see you come on and nobody talks so i wil just start a chat HOW IS EVERYONE WE HAVE NOT TALKED IN SOOOO FUCKING LONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? really missing you guys
I'm good thanks. God, It's been ages since I talked to anyone on here... I keep logging on just after people leave.
So...I'm 16 in 5 days! Also, I'm
How are you all?
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ok i see you come on and nobody talks so i wil just start a chat HOW IS EVERYONE WE HAVE NOT TALKED IN SOOOO FUCKING LONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? really missing you guys
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keep it open! sorry i haven't been on here in forever but I've been trying to spend less time on the internet now that im having more exams. so yeah... KEEP IT OPEN... please
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I'd support keeping it open, I know I'm not on here much anymore, but I can see few positives and many negatives to closing it.
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keep it open
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i would keep it openNameless Child wrote:I think that you could leave it open because if people have news or FanFics or stuff then people can see it but I'm not really that bothered. Whatever you think's best.Agatha wrote:Wow... People logged on in the last 24 hours: Agatha, Andrew Carralak, bisted.
I've been thinking, should I just put the site in hibernate mode until the New Year?
I can reactivate it when Being Human starts to become news. Or perhaps just before Christmas if anyone wanted to discuss the DW Christmas special?
I can leave it up if you'd prefer. It's just peeps (myself included) don't come online anymore...
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Nameless Child wrote:I think that you could leave it open because if people have news or FanFics or stuff then people can see it but I'm not really that bothered. Whatever you think's best.Agatha wrote:Wow... People logged on in the last 24 hours: Agatha, Andrew Carralak, bisted.
I've been thinking, should I just put the site in hibernate mode until the New Year?
I can reactivate it when Being Human starts to become news. Or perhaps just before Christmas if anyone wanted to discuss the DW Christmas special?
I can leave it up if you'd prefer. It's just peeps (myself included) don't come online anymore...
yeah, leave it open, probably best
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I think that you could leave it open because if people have news or FanFics or stuff then people can see it but I'm not really that bothered. Whatever you think's best.Agatha wrote:Wow... People logged on in the last 24 hours: Agatha, Andrew Carralak, bisted.
I've been thinking, should I just put the site in hibernate mode until the New Year?
I can reactivate it when Being Human starts to become news. Or perhaps just before Christmas if anyone wanted to discuss the DW Christmas special?
I can leave it up if you'd prefer. It's just peeps (myself included) don't come online anymore...
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Agatha wrote:Wow... People logged on in the last 24 hours: Agatha, Andrew Carralak, bisted.
I've been thinking, should I just put the site in hibernate mode until the New Year?
I can reactivate it when Being Human starts to become news. Or perhaps just before Christmas if anyone wanted to discuss the DW Christmas special?
I can leave it up if you'd prefer. It's just peeps(myself included) don't come online anymore...
but when will people be online to reply to this post?
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Also... ENJOY!!
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:
In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). (I love that one)
Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ' (I love that one too)
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.)
8.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:
In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). (I love that one)
Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ' (I love that one too)
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.)
8.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
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Wow... People logged on in the last 24 hours: Agatha, Andrew Carralak, bisted.
I've been thinking, should I just put the site in hibernate mode until the New Year?
I can reactivate it when Being Human starts to become news. Or perhaps just before Christmas if anyone wanted to discuss the DW Christmas special?
I can leave it up if you'd prefer. It's just peeps(myself included) don't come online anymore...
I've been thinking, should I just put the site in hibernate mode until the New Year?
I can reactivate it when Being Human starts to become news. Or perhaps just before Christmas if anyone wanted to discuss the DW Christmas special?
I can leave it up if you'd prefer. It's just peeps(myself included) don't come online anymore...
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[quote="kira"]
It's an online AI (Artificial Intelligence) which 'learns' from people who talk to it: ( Link!! ) Sometimes it's really annoying, but sometimes it's awesome.
Here's a convo I just had with it:
Nameless Child wrote:I love CleverBot...when it's not being sarky and offensive. This is why:
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do i have the right to be confused? urm who is... what... hu... confused *walks away* see ya when i know whats going on
It's an online AI (Artificial Intelligence) which 'learns' from people who talk to it: ( Link!! ) Sometimes it's really annoying, but sometimes it's awesome.
Here's a convo I just had with it:
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[quote="Nameless Child"]I love CleverBot...when it's not being sarky and offensive. This is why:
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do i have the right to be confused? urm who is... what... hu... confused *walks away* see ya when i know whats going on
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do i have the right to be confused? urm who is... what... hu... confused *walks away* see ya when i know whats going on
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Hello!!!! I haven't been on here in liker a week (!!gasp!!)
i had scout camp lastweekend. we came 9th.... out of 11 (so not last) but...
i had scout camp lastweekend. we came 9th.... out of 11 (so not last) but...
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Age : 26
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wrote:Hi all, long time no speak. Off to a jobs fair, wish me luck.
Hi! Good luck.
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Hi all, long time no speak. Off to a jobs fair, wish me luck.
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Location : Burton, near Derby, UK
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Andrew Carralak wrote:kira wrote:kira wrote:it be caz i see yhooo come chat box before i die gahhhhhhhhh sooooo bored
thanks *dies* well done look what you did
this thing always says i'm online when i'm not though... that and my internet's currently having problems with a few things like the chatbox...
weird
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kira wrote:kira wrote:it be caz i see yhooo come chat box before i die gahhhhhhhhh sooooo bored
thanks *dies* well done look what you did
this thing always says i'm online when i'm not though... that and my internet's currently having problems with a few things like the chatbox...
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This is my version...
Which website did you use to design that? the website I used was a bit rubbish:(
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kira wrote:it be caz i see yhooo come chat box before i die gahhhhhhhhh sooooo bored
thanks *dies* well done look what you did
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it be caz i see yhooo come chat box before i die gahhhhhhhhh sooooo bored
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Agatha wrote:Random Question: Which episode would be the best to show someone in order to introduce them to DW, and preferably start loving it?
In other words, which was your first episode?
What is your favourite episode?
first was urm the first one of last season or the first one i remember ever watching was the beast below i think i dunno
my fav is probably urrm i will get back to you on that
im no help at all sorry its not my fault :'-(
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Agatha wrote:Random Question: Which episode would be the best to show someone in order to introduce them to DW, and preferably start loving it?
In other words, which was your first episode?
What is your favourite episode?
My first was The Christmas Invasion, but I have to admit I think RTD did the best job, so I'd show them Rose, although my favorite has to still be blink, a wonderful performance, closely followed by the Girl in The Fireplace and the Doctor's Wife.
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Agatha wrote:Random Question: Which episode would be the best to show someone in order to introduce them to DW, and preferably start loving it?
In other words, which was your first episode?
What is your favourite episode?
First - Trial of a Timelord (Classic Who. 6th Doctor I think)
Favourite - Midnight, Blink or The Doctor's Wife probably.
good start: New Series 4 (Donna's series)
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Re: Hello Becoming Human Enthusiasts
Random Question: Which episode would be the best to show someone in order to introduce them to DW, and preferably start loving it?
In other words, which was your first episode?
What is your favourite episode?
In other words, which was your first episode?
What is your favourite episode?
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this video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcGqjZyqKBc&feature=fvsr I find hilarious
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