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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Agatha on Thu May 19, 2011 2:58 am

Andrew Carralak wrote:
inserts a still live, and quite clearly thrashing pigeon (oh my... i do outdo myself sometimes Twisted Evil )

We have a half-dead but still thrashing pigeon named 'Barry' in my half way up my sisters chimney. Twisted Evil
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Andrew Carralak on Thu May 19, 2011 4:20 am

Agatha wrote:
Andrew Carralak wrote:
inserts a still live, and quite clearly thrashing pigeon (oh my... i do outdo myself sometimes Twisted Evil )

We have a half-dead but still thrashing pigeon named 'Barry' in my half way up my sisters chimney. Twisted Evil

excellent! once he becomes full dead, you have a free dinner Very Happy
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Agatha on Thu May 19, 2011 5:24 am

Andrew Carralak wrote:
Agatha wrote:
Andrew Carralak wrote:
inserts a still live, and quite clearly thrashing pigeon (oh my... i do outdo myself sometimes Twisted Evil )

We have a half-dead but still thrashing pigeon named 'Barry' in my half way up my sisters chimney. Twisted Evil

excellent! once he becomes full dead, you have a free dinner Very Happy
We could always send it to you.

We tend not to eat pigeons that have been sitting in a chimney for over a month... They tend to have rotted slightly... *shudders*
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Nameless Child on Thu May 19, 2011 5:29 am

shall we get back to the game? (We have a pigeon in our chimney aswell)

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Post by Andrew Carralak on Thu May 19, 2011 9:02 am

Agatha wrote:
Andrew Carralak wrote:
Agatha wrote:
Andrew Carralak wrote:
inserts a still live, and quite clearly thrashing pigeon (oh my... i do outdo myself sometimes Twisted Evil )

We have a half-dead but still thrashing pigeon named 'Barry' in my half way up my sisters chimney. Twisted Evil

excellent! once he becomes full dead, you have a free dinner Very Happy
We could always send it to you.

We tend not to eat pigeons that have been sitting in a chimney for over a month... They tend to have rotted slightly... *shudders*

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Post by Claire the Ninja God on Fri May 20, 2011 1:16 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Nameless Child on Fri May 20, 2011 2:36 am

takes out TARDIS. (flys off in TARDIS, never to be seen again - or to be seen in a few minutes, whatever takes my fancy)

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Post by Claire the Ninja God on Fri May 20, 2011 2:54 am

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Post by Nameless Child on Fri May 20, 2011 3:57 am

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Post by Claire the Ninja God on Fri May 20, 2011 5:10 am

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Post by Nameless Child on Sat May 21, 2011 5:37 am

takes out tooth future?

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Post by Claire the Ninja God on Sat May 21, 2011 7:19 am

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Post by Nameless Child on Sat May 21, 2011 7:24 am

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Post by Claire the Ninja God on Sat May 21, 2011 7:31 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Agatha on Sat May 21, 2011 9:10 am

Takes out remains of Justin Bieber after the vending machine kills him.

...The vending machine is awarded an OBE for services to the world of entertainment


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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by kira on Sat May 21, 2011 10:20 pm

pulls out Aggie
*hugs Aggie for making the world a better place*
inserts my chickens (anyone kills them i will personally come to there house and do bad things very bad thing Twisted Evil )
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by bisted on Sun May 22, 2011 12:16 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Claire the Ninja God on Sun May 22, 2011 2:41 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Agatha on Sun May 22, 2011 3:07 am

Takes our 2 years of HELL!!! Evil or Very Mad

Inserts Peanut butter... Yum Very Happy
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Claire the Ninja God on Sun May 22, 2011 3:09 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by kira on Mon May 23, 2011 8:50 am

takes out stick
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Agatha on Mon May 23, 2011 9:23 am

takes out empty cup = Vampire vending machine... Shocked



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Post by bisted on Mon May 23, 2011 9:36 am

Takes out whips and handcuffs.

Inserts Mitchell.
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Post by Agatha on Mon May 23, 2011 9:56 am

Takes out 'David' Mitchell <3 I love you (h)

Inserts honey Twisted Evil
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by bisted on Mon May 23, 2011 10:06 am

Takes out Whipped Cream. Twisted Evil

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by kira on Mon May 23, 2011 5:48 pm

takes out TARDIS
(goes back in time to when ben put in mitchell i take him out and keep him)
puts in £37.49 *looks around chucks in another 1p*
(you have to take something other than the money back out)
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by bisted on Tue May 24, 2011 2:59 am

Takes out Gold Bullion. Shiny.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Agatha on Tue May 24, 2011 3:34 am

takes out :king: Day

Inserts a fridge-freezer
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Claire the Ninja God on Tue May 24, 2011 6:04 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Nameless Child on Thu May 26, 2011 7:36 am

takes out the state of New York.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Claire the Ninja God on Thu May 26, 2011 8:32 am

takes out lots of money
inserts my life
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Agatha on Fri May 27, 2011 8:39 pm

Takes out muchos CHEESE!

Inserts Raspberry ripple ice cream (yes i am having that right now)
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Lonnie on Fri May 27, 2011 8:48 pm

takes out a child's Chuck Norris figurine

puts in a cake dispenser......
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Post by Agatha on Fri May 27, 2011 9:03 pm

takes our 'Purble Place' and destroys that terrible game.

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Post by bisted on Fri May 27, 2011 10:12 pm

Takes out cheescake (I can haz)

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Post by Agatha on Fri May 27, 2011 10:25 pm

Takes out chocolate

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Post by Claire the Ninja God on Sat May 28, 2011 1:32 am

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Post by Nameless Child on Sat May 28, 2011 3:24 am

takes out Mario KART wii.

Inserts COD: Black Ops
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Agatha on Sat May 28, 2011 5:40 am

Takes out lots of lonely, pale teenage boys with no chance of a social life unless to discuss 'Black Ops' and what life is that?!

Inserts a 5 pack of Primark ankle socks
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Post by Nameless Child on Sat May 28, 2011 5:42 am

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Post by Agatha on Sat May 28, 2011 5:46 am

takes out renewable energy and steals the electricity to power my 'Crazy Ideas Machine'

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Post by Nameless Child on Sat May 28, 2011 5:48 am

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inserts Paris Hilton...
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Post by Agatha on Sat May 28, 2011 5:51 am

Burns the vending machine and sends ashes into space, but keeps 'Tinkerbelle' She's cute and can't be held responsible for her owner.

[purchase new vending machine]

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Post by Nameless Child on Sat May 28, 2011 5:54 am

removes the Dream team. (i.e Nick and Margret).

the Sun newspaper
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Post by Agatha on Sat May 28, 2011 5:56 am

Destroys the vending machine!!!


[I really need to start ordering these in bulk]

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Post by Nameless Child on Sat May 28, 2011 6:04 am

hehe.

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Post by Agatha on Sat May 28, 2011 6:07 am

Daily express actually...


Takes out money boffs.

Inserts the 'Culture' section of the Sunday Times
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Post by Group Admin on Sat May 28, 2011 6:12 am

Takes out a grumpy old crust who is afraid of hoodies

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Post by Nameless Child on Sat May 28, 2011 6:14 am

takes out myself. Very Happy

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Post by Group Admin on Sat May 28, 2011 7:30 am

Pulls out a red arse (and quickly throwing it out)

Inserts a sparrow

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